Naomi is telling us about a fantasy that her friend Genevieve has.
Me: Do you know what Mummy’s fantasy is, Nae?
Nae: (curiously) What, Mummy?
Me: (totally embellishing) My fantasy is that Daddy takes me on an amazing date with lots of flowers and presents and that he tells me I am the most amazing woman in the world!
Andrew gives me a knowing look and laughs.
Nae: Why are you laughing at Mummy’s fantasy, Daddy?
A: Because Mummy is telling me exactly what she wants me to do.
Charly: Daddy, there’s bird poo poo on my window.
Me: Oh. That’s the end of that then.
A: Yes, thank you Charly.